Tuesday, September 12, 2006

aaaaaaack! gwynnie!

oh, GWYNNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as one of my most favorite actresses and a style ICON, WHAT HATH YOU WROUGHT HERE?? (fyi photo found on www.perezhilton.com, i had nothing to do with the mini-yoga-convo). first of all, you have a LOVELY, incredible, lithe, long body. even after two children (cue jealous scoff at the knowledge i will never, EVER resemble her after 2 children. although maybe if the father were chris martin....), ANYWAY, even after 2 wee ones, you have a great body and what do you do? you go and throw it all away with this wholly unflattering combo. the light-wash jeans, the oversized jacket, which i realize is the new shape for fall, but simply does not work here, and the ... oh ,the horror of it all... those LOATHSOME BOOTIES. the booties which are so oddly proportioned that even the skinny jeans don't know what the heck to do with them, so they fold this way and that, attEMPTING to cover up the uggo factor, but nevertheless failing miserably.

sigh.
i'm not even going to get into mr. stipe's offensively whiny voice here. another blog, people, another blog.

NEW BLOG coming soon, with much less negativity!! i spilled soy sauce all over my brand new sexy HP laptop before i left for san fran on friday, so it's still in the shop. until i get it, the grandiose san francisco post will have to wait, because i want to show you photos!
it was a glorious weekend. hope that tides you over.
: )

5 comments:

indigomast said...

wow you don't kno how much I agree with you lol that outfit sucks hardcore!

Sarah said...

that outfit is so gross, and with a bod like that she should be wearing clothes that show it off

la femme said...

UGH.

Double UGH.

Carissa Duhamel said...

Poor Gwenyth, maybe she was still half asleep? But there really is no exscuse for that jacket, it should have never been purchased.

The hated booties, I think, only look alright with dark dresses with high necks and sleeves, but even then they are not pretty.

le fashion said...

wow, she looks fantastic, also i like her style very much.
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