can i get another pop tart? that one didn't go into my mouth.

The latest installment of Pot Psychology by Slutmachine, my most favorite jezebel of all.

Watch her here as she and fave gay Rich give stoned advice to people who write in questions to Jezebel. Okay, wait, I just went back to the archives, this one is just too gold -- the best one. It made me laugh and spit out my cereal, and I'm not even stoned.

The prolonged, confused pauses are the best. And when they giggle.

You can find the rest of the Pot Psychology sessions on the webpage as well, they're all gold.

Hell, as long as we're on the topic of stoner fun, Collegehumor guys made a few episodes of "High Times Editorial Office" that is high-effing-larious.

-I can take any StarWars character you want and turn it into a weed name.
Ok, go.
Luke Highwalker.
No.
Dark Hazer.
No.
C Weed PO
Used it already, last week.
Boba fatty.
No.
Obi-wanna-tokey.

i feel the earth / move / under my feet

i feel the sky tumblin' down, a-tumblin' down!

Last nite, I felt my first earthquake. I was actually in the middle of writing an e-mail to Lee and I wrote, "weird! my walls are shaking. could my geeky chinese flatmate actually be getting laid????" but the shaking actually felt like it was coming from the ground and all around.

I'm quite high up, 4 stories, so it must have been a pretty big earthquake to have been felt so strongly and specifically up here. Apparently it had a magnitude 5.3 -- not bad for my first!!!! It was cool, i wish it had lasted longer than its 10 seconds. No one was hurt too badly, although Yorkshire felt it the worst, and a chimney fell on someone's legs, but I think they're doing all right now.

whee.

oh, karaoke + stolichnaya, the things you do to me...

were it not for photographic evidence, you'd never believe me.

my funny valentine.

sorry i've been m.i.a. for awhile here, my laptop has crashed and burned, and i've been left with the charred remains of a tiny room with no music, movie, or internet capabilities. BASICALLY I'M DYING. anyway here's a quick note to say happy valentine's day to all, and i will be back full throttle-style whence my crap-ass hp laptop is fixed.

::fingers crossed::

ooooh.

lovely collection of vintage Penguin book covers. via mark

The collection makes me want to run to a used bookshop on charing cross road and lean on dusty bookcases and read, but it's 2 am. Now i know what my sunday afternoon will include. After a morning date in the Camden markets, that is.

the sublime and the beautiful

see the larger, more impressive version here