Monday, December 15, 2008

double-socking it


no, that's no sexual intercourse euphemism. chicago winter weather is out of control. i don't remember it being this cold. after the 3 minute walk to the logan square train stop, i look as though i've just finished watching dancer in the dark. fie, overactive tear ducts!! fie!!

i have a completely inappropriate relationship with a dashing (i imagine) young fellow in virginia with a sexy drawl. my job requires that i call him a few times a day with questions, and today as i answered the phone "___, this is Kira," I was met with "Just the girl i was looking for," and in a later call, was asked out to dinner. "I've never been to Chicago," he says. "And I've never been to Virginia!" I doltishly twittered. Which is not even true, I realized later. I could feel the silent mocking of the web developer who sits next to me. 

Goat cheese kisses and jasmine tea were had later, on a real date with a live human boy and everything. Also last nite I went to a party where they served CAKE POPS (see above). Cake, with frosting, on LOLLIPOP STICKS, PEOPLE. It was very there's something about mary "there needs to be more dessert on sticks," minus the cum hair.

This post is probably way oversharing but I am too tired to know the difference. I don't have a day off until Christmas Eve. fatigue! fie! 


3 comments:

juliet small ernst said...

where are you & what are you doing & what is your work?!

we haven't spoken in so many days. ho.

love you & miss you.

also: cake on sticks!

j.

Anonymous said...

Cake on a stick - not enough cake - I'd have to eat many many of them. They are beautiful. Martha would love them too.

Flirting with a stranger is fun. No strings. No complications. Like a workout for your personality! Enjoy!

Real boys are better, though.

Paul Pincus said...

i needed to take a short holiday after dancer in the dark! those cake pops look beautiful : )

i can't wait to hear what happens with the dashing young fellow in virginia! have a happy christmas!