pretty, preeeeeetty good.

oh YES, people.
LARRY DAVID AND WOODY ALLEN UNITE TO MAKE MOST JEWTACULAR MOVIE OF ALL TIME. here is larry (in his hipster plimsolls and my dad's legs) on the set. ohmygawd, i cannot relate the elation i doth feel. you couldn't pay me a hundred dollars not to see that movie on opening day.

wait, let's re-assess: i currently have 6 pounds to last me thru the weekend til my check clears. i'd take the benjamin, but that doesn't mean i'd feel good about it.

anyway, in honor of woody & larry, mine favorite jews, here are a few photos from the ad-hoc passover seder rebecca & i put together last weekend. we embraced our inner half-jews and introduced our goyem heathen friends to the joys of the haggadah (the telling of the story of passover).

look dad, i made charoset! (delicious dish of apples & nuts to represent mortar) you'll notice challah in there, that's because the anti-semitic Sainsbury's supermarket DIDN'T HAVE MATZOH. on passover! the eff. whatevuh, i told you it was ad-hoc.

we passed the laptop around the table and took turns reading the haggadah off of a pdf file on my computer since the printer in the computing commons was broken (always).

the tracks of my tears: a drop of wine on the plate for each plague, y'all. (apparently at this point we were only at the reading of the 9th)


(c)holla!