Sunday, November 16, 2008

gorbachev

The Onion's "Many Disguises of Barack Obama." 

Next to "Illegal Immigrants moving back to Mexico for American Jobs." awesomeeeee.

Speaking of which, seriously considering quitting mine. The uniform is truly soul-destroying. Yesterday I was told to button my very top button, (the hardest button to button, wuh-oh), and that my oxford shirt wasn't "regulation oxford," whatever the fuck that means. Also, the THIRD person in as many days was fired for showing up to work drunk/reeking of alcohol. At 10 am. really??? They're dropping like flies. It's comedy hour in there. Another was fired for referring to the Puerto Rican and black guy as "you people" and proclaiming that black people use their skin color as a "crutch" while discussing Obama's win. wowwwwwwwwee.

Saw the Justice tour rockumentary Friday night (A Cross the Universe), which was, appropriately, full of nothing more than behind-the-scenes profligate boozing, drugging, and sexing (featuring a particularly cringeworthy cameo with some vapid chick from Kansas), interspersed with crowd shots. Unless I missed something. My sobriety was questionable. 

It's Sunday, it's sunny, it's newspaper in bed time. 

1 comment:

juliet small ernst said...

chicago restaurants: what's the deal??
you can't seem to find a regular, no-drama job out there. and i'm with you on the top-button thing. at the retirement home, we had to button all of our buttons, and it makes you feel like a tool. uniforms. ugh.