GOBAMA.

BARACK OBAMA TOOK OFF WHEN HE HEARD YOU WEREN'T COMING

BARACK OBAMA SPENT THE AFTERNOON SETTING UP YOUR ROUTER

BARACK OBAMA DREW YOUR PICTURE IN THE SAND

I have actual (laughter) tears in my eyes now. and yeah, i have overactive tear glands that make me cry every time i laugh, SO WHAT. anyway it just gets better over at BarackObamaIsYourNewBicycle.

wait, possibly more awesome -- the flipside over at:

JohnMcCainIsYourJalopy

JOHN MCCAIN DOESN'T LIKE THAT MUCH PEPPER

JOHN MCCAIN JUST WON'T PAY THAT MUCH FOR A NECKTIE